The last phrase of the Sermon on the Mount is:
a. And great was the fall thereof.
b. My name is Jesus Christ, and I approved of this message. (Paid for by Jesus Christ for Messiah, Judas Iscariot, treasurer.)
c. Go thou and do likewise.
d. And now, as we sing "Just As I Am," won't you come forward?
The end of the Aaronic blessing is:
a. Have a great day!
b. And they all lived happily ever after.
c. May God hold you in the palm of His hand.
d. May the Lord lift up His countenance upon you and give you peace.
The last sentence of the Bible (Revelation) is:
a. Amen. Come, Lord Jesus!
b. The grace of the Lord Jesus Christ be with you.
c. That's about all I have to say about that.
d. And everyone died, and they all lived happily ever after.
How do things work out in the end?
a. Jesus wins, Satan loses.
b. The world keeps on spinning forever and ever.
c. Muslims establish world domination and Allah rules on earth.
d. The earth blows up in a nuclear holocaust, and there is no hope.
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