Tuesday, 02 June 2009

• SIGN SUGGESTIONS, PART FIVE

  Government Office of . . .
  
  Captain Citizen here. no time for the usual chit-chat. this one is serious.
  
  Yes, Captain.
  
  i was driving along in my SUV when i saw another of those signs reminding us to watch out for motorcycles.
  
  Required by an Act of Congress in 1981 to reduce accidents.
  
  yeah, well, while i was trying to read it, i ran into a motorcycle.
  
  That's terrible, sir!
  
  yes, that's what the bike rider told me.
  
  I'm sorry.
  
  . . . and the policemen.
  
  yes.
  
  . . . all twelve of them.
  
  hmm.
  
  . . . do you have any bail money?

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